Home of the Brave, Plus one.

AFter much wringing of hands and tapping of feet, I have been approved for permanent resident status in the US of A. What a relief! Shane now has to take INS off his speed dial. I'm here to stay! I expect to have my Green Card in hand within 3 months. Time enough to apply for my taxi licence.

That's us in front of Jasper Johns' Flag painting at MOMA in NY. I was taking a series of family photos to prove to the customs officials that not only were we a legitimate family, but also a very patriotic one. Good thing I had the foresight to put my Maple Leaf Forever tattoo where the sun doesn't shine.