You can't find crap like this stateside.
This is authentic Mallorcan crap.
|I guess when Disney said "artisan wears", they actually meant second-hand underwears.|
Here's Declan at the flea market in Mallorca, asking to go back to the boat.
|The only thing remotely quaint about this market was the live bird seller, which lost some of its charm when you noticed the next stall over...|
We had three hours to kill, and we obviously weren't going to be shopping, being all stocked up on second-hand underwear already, so we wandered around until we found a playground.
There was some verboten kicking of rocks...
We were glad to finally return to the boat. I filled out a complaint form regarding this excursion but Disney never responded to my request for a refund for the excursion fare. This was the only misstep in our holiday, but I was expecting them to be more responsive to my complaint. Perhaps I made one too many references to used underwear.
Then when we came back to our room, I got treated to this little dance. Perhaps there was too much underwear talk today.